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After the longest drought in recent memory, some over at deathlist.net see Jimmy Carter as the key log to unleash a torrent of deaths in the latter half of 2024…
After the longest drought in recent memory, some over at deathlist.net see Jimmy Carter as the key log to unleash a torrent of deaths in the latter half of 2024…
Nobody is asking for it, but that’s not the purpose: the purpose is to stir up opposition.
I suspect a significant portion of the population will be indifferent to the proposal. At best, they’ll shrug and say, ‘Sure, makes sense if that’s what’s needed,’ without bothering to think it through fully.
More liberally minded people react with justified opposition to the proposal. At that point, the Conservatives will rally the indifferent against ‘the woke’. They hope to gain support by convincing people they have a common enemy.
“Labour’s slightly left of me, Reform is to the right, here I am, stuck right of middle I’m screwed.” - Rishi Sunak, probably.
“Right lads, 'eres the job: £134k bars of the finest, ripe for the taking.”
“£134k? Weight’s gonna be a problem. That Luton crew got done last year overloading with £90k of Yorkies.”
“Not a problem 'ere, lad, know what I’m saying?”
“… … … Buenos? Son of a bitch, I’m in.”
Shouldn’t the last character be a }
rather than a ]
?
Or, AIs who are programmed not to lie will start writing, “Hi, I’m AI,” to avoid detection.
To be fair, the workers were probably used to calling it Twitterylene.
I work in a university. Our web based services bork surprisingly frequently after Chrome updates and the IT Helpline’s go-to response is ‘have you tried turning it off and on again Firefox?’.
618ml equates exactly to 600ml + 3% - maybe manufacturers add 3% on top because that’s the maximum allowable variance in quantities?
From a quick search, 412ml and 515ml both seem pretty common too.
Tonight on Whose Fault is it Anyway?..
“Pleasure to meet you, old stringy man. Yes, I’d love to meet your younger, plumper family.”
“I have never shied away from tough decision. Our choices over the last week, opposed by the party opposite, will prove to be the right ones. Many experts are already predicting a golden future, with up to one million new homes built, and a new trade route to Japan.”
**Camera cuts to the swathe of destruction left by Godzilla**
Holy contrived punchline, Batman!
It was at that point Striker realised anyone on a phone would not be using a mouse.
But Mom, Jesus never had homework
BoJo’s dough bros
BP should just scrape down the Tory benches in Parliament. Plenty of grease and oil there.
The Funeral March will never be the same again!
You’re supposed to put each machine on top of each other, hence the term full stack developer.