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I wonder what would happen if the Supreme Court surprised everyone by ruling Trump can’t run, and Biden died. 4 years of Marianne Williamson?
I wonder what would happen if the Supreme Court surprised everyone by ruling Trump can’t run, and Biden died. 4 years of Marianne Williamson?
Fun fact: all mice are devil worshippers
KDE Komedy Klassic? That’s not good…
George Washington once lowered an opponent’s wife into a vat of acid at a party.
What if I see him murdering someone?
That’s nose pocky
The candle that burns four times as bright burns a quarter as long
Daim, that’s a sweet erth
Fuck yeah, give me some of those fantasy cheese wheels
Monkey’s paw: your teeth would also be as sensitive as the head of a penis
So embarrassing
I’m already 2 years older than Mozart was when he died, the fuck am I even doing with my life
This reminds me of how I used to eat a spoonful of chunky peanut butter and then add a glug of maple syrup
I can believe it when we can barely manage to spot an asteroid heading in our direction before it’s basically whizzing past us
I want to be a cat so I can be pampered, and lash out randomly and have people think it’s cute
But I can still keep the dinosaur, right?
Hissen to be puneished