Self checkout item doesn’t scan “not my problem”

My GP just wrote me a script back in 2008 and I’ve been on Adderall ever since.

Soda stream changed my life for 2 weeks.

My building has these and 2 of them failed in the first year. Can’t replace the battery so had to replace the whole thing.

Myth busters had to be the worst offender in that realm. “here a 2 minute recap of that things you just saw 5 minutes ago.”

I feel like essays are where teachers bump up the kids that don’t do well but still try

Those bad boys are concrete lol.

Jets ❤️

Same here, I still do a lot of complex problem solving and modeling but excel/python handles a lot of the dirty work for me.

My favorite is summoning salt.

I had a plaintext guide from gamefaqs that I printed at a friend’s house because we didn’t have internet lmao.

Got me thru it but I have no idea how.

That’s something, lol. I’m not irreplaceable but it would be an absolute clusterfuck if I left, at least for a while.

I do a good job of documenting everything but so much of my work relies on scripts that I wrote and never properly deployed - a mix of python and VBA, and all my reporting relies on an API connection that nobody else maintains and other than a handful of queries I shared, nobody really knows how to use it.

I’m not trying to be shitty but it’s job security.

Probably when you book from browser cookies?

You could get around this but 99% of people won’t.

Someone measure the pixels, if this isn’t to scale imma be upset

As re y’all fucking with me lmao

I was told these would blow off my fingers.

Fuck yeah, I’m blasting some knee caps on the way out. Murder would be a mercy at that point.

Guys she’s wearing a jumper. A skin tight one 😂

I do this with my dog, our couch is against a window that overlooks my building’s courtyard so she’s always watching people come and go. If I’m waiting for food or something I’ll watch with her, she seems to really enjoy it.

Ultimately they’ve pissed off both sides with how they handled pride this year and last year.