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Unrelated, but hey there Raleigh lol
Unrelated, but hey there Raleigh lol
Was working in a deli department of a grocery store. I think it was my second or third week there, and i was slicing balogna for a customer. Went to peel some of the casing off and got the tip of my thumb instead. Still think the lady who unkindly yanked my stitches out at the urgent care caused the lil flap to come off. It was 2009 and I’m actually impressed i got some tactile feeling back through the scar. I swear it fucks with the touch screen though.
Is it french? (don’t come for me I can’t conjugate in french to save my fucking life 😂 but jouez looked…more pleasant to my eyeballs lol)
They stopped SELLING THEM TO US!!!
I lurk!! But, thanks y’all.
There’s a hotkey. Pain in the ass, sure, but less so with a programmable mmo mouse lol
It was standard for professional correspondence where I work, but then they took out the ruler function. Why they think mouse-drawn highlighting of text looks good, I’ll never know. I asked for lightshot.
It’s the first thing I do when I’m breaking in a new android device: aggressively force-training it to accept all my usual expletives.
I’ve heard good things but haven’t looked into it yet. Thing is, I got so good at vba that I got a promotion out of it lmao. As archaic as it is, my work is essentially hardcoded in windows for the foreseeable future, so I have to be able to dick around in msoffice.
It’s my only hangup. I vba on the regular. Work forced win11 on me, but at home, once i can be assed, I’ll vm windows eventually and migrate completely, and scheme alternative languages for my spreadsheet wizardry lmao
Well I suppose that reminds me, I ought to comment the why and the where a bit more lol
Oh, i see. Umbrella corp = responsible for zombies
This can be repeatedly observed on Discord. You get a great server going and all it takes is a couple of twats to spoil the entire ecosystem.
I once lived in a complex where Google had my apartment so wrong I’d have to stick gps coordinates in the delivery instructions.
TAKE ME… TO… THE BAGEL SHOP!
Why diesel when you could LiBCM?
I was bewildered regarding shitshow at work and said, “it’s like going around your butthole to get to your elbow” – the californian and the Canadian had apparently never heard this phrase before. I realized then it was a southernism 😂
I was in the middle of a dozen spreadsheets when I hit bold and formatted a column as currency, and fuck, I was not ready. I reset calibri as my default but who knows if it’ll even stick, corpo has my desktop locked down so hard 😩
Feeler gauge tool, wrench/screwdriver, and a cheat sheet of what position your crankshaft is in for each valve. You turn it a little to open/shut the valves so they’re in the right spot to check the clearance.
I love you.