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Step 6.5: Sacrifice the wrong kind of bird and now your dead ex will only dance their way to the buried treasure if you play the right kind of music
Step 6.5: Sacrifice the wrong kind of bird and now your dead ex will only dance their way to the buried treasure if you play the right kind of music
You dumb son of a bitch! That “problem” you fixed has been our job security for the past 30 years! We could have had voters arguing over that platform for another seven terms if you had left well enough alone! Now what are we supposed to use for fundraising? Ideas???
I’m waiting for someone else to do something about it. Just like everyone else
Thanks! It’s truly a proud moment for me
You can’t just go around calling things what they are!
Hail pres8dent Joe B8den: h8tter of bullies when he was younger but not anymore
Found @SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world’s early artwork
Fat Texan checking in: my blood is 1/3 ranch
What a sad fucking nightmare for everyone involved.
But there is babby in crar. How girl get pragnent?
You don’t have children, do you?
I’m not sure that person has ever seen a child
I’m sad you didn’t use my household’s name for the Papa: Poopy John’s
Can, should, and hopefully will. His charming smile and faux-liberal persona on dirty jobs did insurmountable damage to worker’s rights by slow-walking the youth to believing that safety and unions only slow down otherwise reasonable progress.
There should be one-episode reboot where Mike gets to perform blue collar tasks with machinery that’s missing all legally required safety labels and fail-safes. Then he’s only given a description of what he’s supposed to accomplish with zero earnings or regulations. At the end of the episode, Mike and whatever pieces of him that remain gets to receive their paycheck after all debts are settled at the company store. That final amount is what he gets to use for rent and food for the week.
Let’s see what peripety the ground beef version of Mike Rowe finds in his anagnorisis of promoting the death and dismemberment of his own fan base.
Cops have been experimenting with wearable cameras for some time, but they seem to either be incredibly unreliable or goddamn liars. Sometimes the cameras are unable to even display related footage for years at a time!
Mike Rowe: oCEaN!
(hold for laughter and applause)
Woke toddler was working for Big Baby to make Tesla look bad
Also, firefighters are just beefy sexy shills for the axe industry
It’s never been about belief or faith. This goes back to the tobacco lobby when progressives were considered progressive because they followed the advice and research of experts. Conservatives couldn’t get away with doing whatever they wanted to do because progressives had facts and evidence to back up their platforms. While progressives were relying on input from third-party think tanks, conservatives invented their own think tanks by buying off professors from prestigious universities who needed more money and were willing to write bad-faith research.
Conservatives don’t believe in anything other than money, power, and self-indulgence—they just muddied the waters enough to make facts and research look questionable. Finally, when people point to facts and figures, conservatives can point to their own tainted research and pretend like they believe their own lies.