Look at this car. Just look at it.

I went something like six months without my glasses because I still had an old thin frame. It turned out they’d landed on the base of a black standing lamp. I couldn’t see them from six feet away (my rough height). It was when I bent down to plug something in that I found them. I’d probably lost them getting up to go to the bathroom after falling asleep on the couch cause they just “disappeared” one day. They were in plain sight (if I’d had them on) all along.

I was getting a Thai massage the other day. She was using her feet to press on muscles in my back and I thought how awkward it would be to be Quentin Tarantino and just get an erection at contact with a lady’s bare feet. Fortunately, I didn’t end up in that situation, but I couldn’t get it out of my head for a few minutes.

If you live in South Bay, check out White Elephant Thai Massage. We went once to show support cause my partner is friends with one of the proprietors and I keep going back because they do a great job. If you get a boner, you are forbidden from mentioning that I recommended you go.

The military said it was investigating the incident and that it did not reflect its values.

Don’t worry everybody. They said this isn’t the norm.

/s

Fuckers.

Once you’ve had the idea, it’d be morally wrong not to.

Bernie.

Don’t embarrass Oklahoma. They’ve really got nothing going on.

Fuck the south. Oklahoma is honorarily southern for this dumb shit.

Oh, I love this idea so much.

Exactly. It’s like the saying about how we treat prisoners. Whatever we allow to happen to those lowest in standing is what will be allowed to happen to all of us eventually.

Agreed. The coordinated pullout to sabotage Bernie in 2020 was shameful. “Vote for us or you’ll be sorry when the GOP takes over” is all they offer.

Yeah, I have Simplenote on my devices so that my plain text notes are always synced. Movies and TV shows we intend to watch, stuff to get at the store, unlock codes for lockers in the mail room of our building, stuff to discuss with my therapist, records I wanna find and buy, etc. I was at a show last night (Santigold and she kicked ass) and was jotting reminders for myself between songs. Having an instant notes repository is awesome.

Israel is an asshole state.

I hate it despite realizing what a good life I have because I was born here with a lucky set of circumstances (cis white male). But I love parts of it, like the Bay Area and Oakland and all the surrounding hiking spots. If we didn’t share it with lunatics I’d feel a lot better about it from a policy perspective.

A natural progression.

You know, driving Miss Daisy, stuff like that. /s

He’s an asshole. We know it.

I know some Black software engineers, but they probably don’t count for whatever reason.

At least there’s one bit of good news from scotus today.

I’m voting for Biden so don’t give me shit about being a Leftist helping Trump win. But if he does win, remember that Dems had a million chances to run someone better and this is what they let happen. It’ll be their fault if we get more of the bad man.

Breaks my widdle heart.

Why does this feel like it’s a flat-earth slide? I haven’t looked at any flat-earth propaganda, but I strongly suspect that it looks a lot like this.

That said, I’ll stick with my VMs regardless. I like simplicity.