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Fuck you, the printer demon demands more magenta.
Fuck you, the printer demon demands more magenta.
NPC: hey buddy I know you just killed the world ending dragon but my shoe string broke and it would be dangerous to for me to walk to the other side of town to get a replacement string. Can you go get me the string? If you do this for me I give you an item that you have an inventory full of that you won’t use because you are saving them all for a tougher fight, even after beating the secret ultra hard boss and the final boss but there might still be a need.
Me: hell yes I’ll get your shoe string on the other side of the world if I had to. Don’t worry about giving me any money I maxed that out hours ago and can’t find anything to spend it on. Sure I’ll take the item, you never know when you might land in a fight where a potion that heal 1% saves me. Sorry about not talking to you 100 hours ago your character model looked kind of plain so I didn’t think you would have quest for me.
Hey that’s the guy that successfully killed that failure Hitler.
Well I mean why is Mercury still a planet? It didn’t clear it’s own orbit, it just happens to be in an empty orbit.
Like how the Spartans are remembered for thermopylae even though they weren’t the only ones fighting there. And then the Spartans went crying to the Persian to help them fight Athens in the Peloponnesian War. And also the first person to run a marathon died after delivering the message so now people hear that story and think I bet it won’t kill me.
That looks scary, I need to pick up my bucket.
I hope they weren’t in California, that stuff causes cancer in California.
Lay them out and melt some cheese on them
Why does it have eyes even though it says no organs, ignoring the problem that skin is an organ.
Do y’all not even cat? Every location on a cat has a preset pet limit, if you reach it they attack. That is also an over all pet limit that counts down to attack. And then sometimes cats just like to attack for no damn reason.
The lobbying group for cable companies said that it would hurt their highly competitive market(I’m sure they weren’t able to type that without laughing) and it makes it harder for them to advertise one price since the cost of the sports and local bundles are regional (though they have no problems getting those prices correct on the bills.)
I assume you are making the cat into tacos and for that you made some good choices
He took too long for the world record
The center of an active volcano sometime before November
Simple, Biden kills trump. If they forget that they were just arguing that the president is immune then Biden resigns. Harris pardons Biden. Then Harris appoints Biden to be vice president. Harris resigns. Biden appoints Harris vice president.
It would be fun to watch everyone that thinks Trump is immune change their minds.
Team Fortran raise up, but not too fast our old bones aren’t as strong as they used to be.
If Trump wins this case then Biden could just legally shot Trump in the head or order someone else to do it.
English doesn’t borrow words from other languages, it attacks the other languages in a back alley and takes what it wants.
What if all the failed Hitler assignations were time travelers showing up and messing everything up, and the one person that was successful made it look like suicide.
Don’t “memesplain” us