Because people watching TV alone are more likely to laugh, and are more likely to rate the show better.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laugh_track

Let’s make a patch that does animations too for good measure 🤣

Most of that information is actually publicly available.

Stuff like this https://www.usaspending.gov/search/?hash=624182a957cfea14bc90717fb91ec1f8

Lmao good ol gnome used to work great, which is why i recommend xfce :P

Maybe try diabling microcode updates on boot?

you can use dis_ucode_ldr kernel parameter according to the debian wiki:

https://wiki.debian.org/Microcode#Working around boot problems caused by microcode updates

i would think microcode is checked for corruption before loading, but thats just an assumption.

Does it do the same thing every time? Is there a working bios or uefi menu?

I honestly thought your washing machine was throwing the MCE when i opened the post 😹

If apt wont remove it, try using dpkg

https://www.baeldung.com/linux/apt-uninstall-dpkg-deb-package

if it doesnt work you may get a better idea whats going on.

Maybe this? https://support.mozilla.org/en-US/kb/managing-firefox-updates

Maybe a better title would have included “from 2009 to 2011”

Username checks out

Instead now we have giant smartphones mounted to the wall

Peppermint butthole forever

Pretty sure you can brick your system real quick using efivarfs

https://docs.kernel.org/filesystems/efivarfs.html

some systems dont let you write but some do.

Theres a similar system i was messing with to read and write the firmware code… reading through this may be informative.

efivars should let your change any bios/uefi settings if thats what youre looking for.

Gitlab is out, forgejoe is in

Just the transmitting the export restricted (mostly cryptography algorithms) parts from the us directly or indirectly

Tii

Nothing a little edit wont fix 😹

Beaurocracy is a potent evil

Well… did it work? 😹