halyk.the.red

Could be a few bad months from being homeless, never a few good months from being wealthy.

There’s a pest control salesman who goes door to door every year, who I can’t stand. Not only does he say outright incorrect things, but he can’t take no for an answer. Every polite refusal turns into, “You know what, we can knock 80 bucks off that right now” or “How about we just make the first month free.”

Next time he comes knocking, I’m going to be immediately upfront. I’m not interested in paying money to spray poison, that will end up in the canal and the river, to kill bugs that birds and frogs and bats could be eating.

What’s under his shirt?

Some skinny girl climbed into my lap at a college house party. I was very fucked up. For some reason, I thought a good thing to say was, “Why not, I’ve fucked fatter chicks.” She immediately got up and we never spoke again. No clue why I said that. I never even got her name, which is a shame, because I’d like to apologize.

Very true! I guess I just never expected a random webcomic I stopped reading years ago to ever be relevant again haha.

It’s wild to me that ctl+alt+del is relevant today at all. I used to read webcomics in high school all the time, CAD included. Loss was definitely eye opening, it was a real moment of “wasn’t this comic about video games?” But then it was forgotten about for so long. It’s a marvel to me that random moment in such a dated comic got meme’d on this hard.

Do they all get dressed in pitch black darkness?

If there’s r34 for The Brave Little Toaster, there’s gotta be images of a pontoon getting swarmed by jetskis.

And the conversation that unlocks that day 1 DLC will be available in the base game, but you won’t be able to progress until you buy the DLC.

I can’t wait for the day one dlc that will allow wizards to cast fireball, warriors to equip swords, and will let rogues use stealth.

You should read Ender’s Game if you haven’t already.

I love how the AI art understands that there should be more stuff in a sub. There’s pipes and wires in that image, where on the now crushed sub, it was a smooth room into which they were bolted. Even the AI image controller has a wire on it.

And the sabres rattled softly.

Stopping at two drinks.

I was told books 1-4 and then the last few were amazing. I wasn’t enraptured by the first few, so I put it down as well. I didn’t want to slog through 5 more books in the hopes I’d potentially enjoy 4 more.

About as often as I skip electronics on bodies of water.

See how many times you can skip it on a lake.

I think we’re going to see a lot more of this over the next month, and it will be mentioned at sentencing in a bid for less or no jail time. If he goes to jail, it will ramp up even more, and we’ll see headlines in the vein of “Trump is a crazy old man, compassionate release on the table?”

I can’t wait to see him in a wheelchair and on oxygen when he appeals for compassionate release.

In a similar vein, what this guy discusses in his articles is like embracing that kind of training. “Here are old tactics that no longer apply, and in situations you won’t find yourself in. Good luck.” Carriers don’t go out alone, they move in strike groups. The battleship tactics he says won’t work are so obviously obsolete that this whole article was pointless to the point where it didn’t need to be written. It would be like if he wrote an article about the war in Gaza titled: “Cavalry Charges: Useless?”