Yeah I’ll say I’m a goddamn elf if it means I get 5 extra years of not having to work
Yeah I’ll say I’m a goddamn elf if it means I get 5 extra years of not having to work
Is bottom right wearing a prosthetic mouth piece?
Virgins don’t know that you suck at sex. It’s an insecurity thing. Most people don’t realize it.
Your gaming alias now is a generational family name. All hail the House of Sparkles.
Please for the love of country. Make it real
Existing salaried IT staff. Format all hard drives, reinstall software. Use data from most recent backup to restore library card list, wave all fines, start fresh.
Time to cut losses and start fresh
Engaging is the last thing I want from an ad
Reads like those AI dr pepper youtube vids
Gonna make a great Easter egg joke vehicle in a retro game 30 years from now
So, is the solution to rebrand ranked choice to bracket voting? Make politics “fun”?
Not really serious, probably end with another meme president
Assuming there was any doubt from the FBI agents onsite about opening that door it could have been solved really easily.
if the FBI agents on site were not complicit then it would have been as simple as posting someone outside of the door and contacting the judge to ask for clarification of the warrant to make sure it included that room. That fucking simple.
This was not a small deal and was not about Hunter Biden’s crack smoking or Donald not paying his taxes. The agents in charge of that search should be questioned and, at the very least fired for incompetence. If there is evidence, charge them with conspiracy. This was a case about NATIONAL SECURITY. Fucking nuclear secrets.
How was work dear?
Bad day.
Why’s that? Something happen?
Yes. Someone came up to the complaint department with praise and compliments. I’m worried the sign isn’t clear enough. Or worse, the company might be doing too well…
Oh dear, maybe it was a mistake?
I don’t know, I don’t know… im just worried, if things keep going this well I might be out of a job.
Oh honey…
Gun rigged to a sound meter during opponents time. Better pray you don’t have to sneeze.
I mean, really with sucking heads it is quite the surprise
Mfer could drive 9 inch nails with 1 hit