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My favourite is the (apparently) Australian saying “I’m so hungry a could eat the ass off a low flying duck”
My favourite is the (apparently) Australian saying “I’m so hungry a could eat the ass off a low flying duck”
It’s our first kid as well. Shitting bricks but I’m almost certainly less worried than her so I think my role is to basically support her as much as possible. Thanks for the advice!
Ex wife and ex Ian
My wife is preggers so I’ve got all this to look forward to .
🎶I’m going to praise you like a shoe🎶
Is it actually possible to do that with your feet?
It is if you’re also a woman
Looks like a 50/50 mix of golum and yoda
Maybe she wanted you to dress her?
I think it’s a werewolf
How are they going to stop someone bypassing it by just holding up a photo of someone older? Like cameras can’t tell the difference between 2d and 3d.
Looks like something from Subnautica
It’s rotate, not tilt!
I imagine the tiling was a total pain in the ass to do, even to that standard
The floating fish tho
Ah that makes sense. No wonder I couldn’t find it, was looking for recreational drugs
What the heck is maid?
I’m imagining it’s the same house as the picture that was posted a few days ago https://feddit.uk/post/1558126
I think it’s supposed to mean “along with” so an exhibition (eg art) along with a sale but I could be wrong lol
One of my favourites to think about is “How are you?”. Taken literally that question makes no sense. “How are you?” “Well one day my parents had sex and I sort of grew from there…”