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For real. The headline could have said “The U.S. is unprepared” and covered the same concepts.
For real. The headline could have said “The U.S. is unprepared” and covered the same concepts.
Sorry, Onion, some of these literally have Christmas in their titles. That’s a stretch, even for you. XD
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Wow, I didn’t know luchadors could make it past 500.
Is the preview picture… not showing a shark to anyone else? I clicked on the article and didn’t see this picture there either.
I’m not surprised. I forget when I looked up the research, but several hair typed definitely don’t need shampoo as much as people think they do. That we have another product (conditioner) yo undo the damage shampoo does to out hair is astounding.
As for the overall bathing thing, I agree. It depends on what you do day to day, your environment, and genetics. With all three of those factors, some people need to bath more often than others need to.
Most of my washing routine is actually for chronic pain. I don’t need to scrub for smell too much, but hot water feels good on pained areas.
I thought this was an Onion article for a moment.
I feel sorry for her future coworkers, but at the same time? I like when people have to live the perspective of the people they treat badly. I hope this teaches her a lesson.
It’s Chipotle.
Scientists discover racism: more news at eleven.
As uncertain as I am about the technology, people already steal voices from voice actors, singers, and celebrities. At this point I’m just glad these artists gave their permission.
Beauty And Warrior. Bad animation, every young woman looked the same (the brothers too, but maybe they are twins?), bad voice acting, repeating the same bad ”going down the cavern” scene three times, and I still don’t know what anyone’s reason for doing anything was.
It is a hilarious movie to drop on people. Even after telling them how awful it is, everyone is always surprised.
There is the awful part of me who hopes someone accidentally breaks the bottle before it is sold.
The end of the game blew my mind out of the water in a way no other twist has ever quite captured. It might have been the mental space I was in at the time too. Whatever the case, I will always remember the first time I played it.
I also wish I had played the first Golden Sun before the second, so if I could put a duology and that caveat in there? Definitely those two.
Unfortunately it’s only painful for the rest of us.
Yeah, but the community here is theonion. The comment applies the same for any of the satire sites.