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I haven’t laughed this fucking hard all year. Good stuff.
I haven’t laughed this fucking hard all year. Good stuff.
“Ay girl, can I call you potato salad? Cause you look cold and unappetizing.”
Ransomware of the future - endless nerve pain until you pay up fucko.
Intense burning and stabbing from every single nerve at the press of a key.
🎶 On the toilet bowl, make it full, from my ass hole 🎶
I can’t stop reading embassy as embussy. Send help.
Thanks. At least your article mentions receipts unlike the OP.
Curious how you feel about custodians, and if one of the lowest paid essential jobs should ask the worker to drive two+ hours a day.
I abandoned you all because I couldn’t get exactly what I wanted, but it’s totally not my fault that countless other morons did the exact same thing as me.
Man, you’re almost qualified to be a Republican senator with those mental gymnastics.
Edit: allowing fascism to win because the alternative isn’t good enough is extremely counterproductive and pushes us further away from a society that actually works for everyone. It’s a trap that far too many people fall into and I’m goddamn tired of it.
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It’s enough of an issue that Redd Foxx had a comedy special on record back in 1975 called “you gotta wash your ass”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0bQ6Ec2JlQ
Some people just don’t know it’s something they need to do, and perhaps become nose-blind: Though I’ve seen several social media recounts of male partners that think actually scrubbing their ass is weird.
Thanks for sharing, had a good little chuckle.
Little one bonked into a glass door from what I know, and after noticing, I took the time to provide shelter and warmth until it was ready to fly away to a nearby branch - maybe 40 minutes? Enough time for me to take my work break and then a few extra to tell anyone with complaints to shove off. Just a gentle touch at the tail feathers and she walked right on.
The glass door is at an alleyway, so I don’t think the bonk was very hard. Unfortunately I was on the clock, and don’t have any knowledge of how to recoup birds, so I did the best I could.
I was shoveling snow at work and heard a little tap on the glass door near where I had tools stationed. I didn’t think much of it aside from fluctuations from the sharp drop in temperature until I saw this little one just sitting on the ground when I went to shovel the other side. I put my hand down, and after seeing she wasn’t trying to escape, gently guided her onto my hand. After taking the picture for this post, I held the little one close to my chest in an area away from the wind - thinking maybe warming up could help her regain senses faster. We also have a lot of hungry seagulls scoping the area, so I wanted to protect the little nugget from becoming a snack until she was ready to go. After she started being more mobile, I walked out to an open area with a few trees and waited for the little one to fly off with an outstretched arm - which only took a couple minutes before fluttering to a nearby branch.
It’s such a special moment for me, and I teared up a bit when she took off.
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I wonder if he’s one of those guys that thinks washing your asshole is gay.
“I put a whole bag of jellybeans up my ass” rule
No, but they did state: “The survey was conducted on December 8 with a sample size of 1,500 people living in the U.S.”
Sooooo, it essentially means fuck all.
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Those boxes that only contain 1/2 of a motorcycle mirror or handle- do we say they contain motorcycle?