survive

I have to go outside everyday for a while to let my cats enjoy some sunshine.

If you swipe far enough on Jerboa the upvote becomes a downvote.

Here in Belgium everyone is a donor unless you register that you don’t want to donate your organs.

Hottentottententententoonstelling

Only if I’m allowed to bring my cats.

The chance of getting attacked by a shark on land are small, but not zero.

I went to the expensive grocery store. I had to keep working the entire time. When I went to my usual store after work, I’d have to wait in line to enter the store just to find out the horders bought everything again. The horders didn’t go to the expensive store, so I didn’t have to wait in line and most of the time I could find everything I needed.

And then some idiots decided they should have no legs at all.

Wake me up with a boner

I just don’t want to bother anyone.

Meanwhile in the UK

Some say torties have a special attitude (tortitude) and that they bite, scratch and hiss more easily. My aunt says the tortie is more temperamental than her other cats. I haven’t experienced this since she is always sweet to me.

When my aunt is on a holiday I feed her cats. One of them is a tortie. Unlike their reputation it’s one of the sweetest cats I know, probably because she associates me with food.

One time when I went to feed them, I thought I saw her outside. It was weird since I had just seen her go upstairs. I went outside and saw it wasn’t her. She had other face markings.

My cats are indoors because I lived next to a cat hater and in a busy street when I got them. Back then I would let them outside on a leash. During the day they were too scared, but they loved investigating the garden in the evening.

Now I live at a calmer street and have a small walled garden. They love going outside during the day now without a leash. I always stay with them and if they attempt to jump the wall they have to go inside immediately.

My sisters cats are outdoor cats. They are a lot less affectionate than my cats. My cats greet me when I get home, they like to lay on my lap and they love getting pet. My sisters cats only show up when they’re hungry or when the weather is too bad and will scratch if you pet them longer than 2 seconds.

Watch out you don’t get licked by Haunter.

My dog laid this dick shaped turd in 2018