The DELUSiONAL crack in my left pocket:

Why would anybody want this?

Ultrakill is one of those rare examples of media where I genuinely feel a large amount of guilt if I pirate. Great community, super responsive (and largely queer) development team, incredible game…

First time in forever that I’ve actually bothered to buy a game without pirating it first. So here’s a hot take that goes against everything I usually stand for: pirating indie games is kinda bad.

With all the recent studio shutdowns and a largely saturated market, it’s becoming harder and harder for indie game developers to make a living. I hope everyone remembers to support independent projects they truly enjoy - be it music, games, or any other piece of media - because otherwise we’re going to end up with only 3 game studios that pump out the same homogeneous bullshit every year.

There’s a big difference between my phone changing caulk to cock and my phone telling me to make pizza with Elmer’s glue

GAY L

sigh

Describing a high intensity DDOS attack on one of the world’s most important resources as simply “mean” is unironically one of the funniest things I’ve read this year.

Hope they get some support soon.

Would you say dragon fuck cars?

I completely forgot about that site. Thanks for reminding me.

Maybe I will eat that quart of ice cream today…

Well, this sucks. PayPal was great for only having your credit card information in one place - now it looks like I’ll have to risk it with every website.

This will be the second LGBTQ character Nintendo has had in their games since Gay Bowser in Super Mario Galaxy.

Fair.

I don’t have exact numbers, (just anecdotals) but SponsorBlock has some basic stats, and so far they’ve saved people over 3962 years worth of time. By dividing that by how many skips there are, (3,608,826,265) you get roughly 34.6452092 seconds. Per skipped segment, which videos often have multiple of.

This doesn’t include videos that are purely promotional sponsored videos disguised as content, (see modern LTT or RyanToyReviews) video content that would break the coherency of the video if skipped or actual non-video ads that are becoming more and more frequent.

SponsorBlock also has options to skip filler in videos, which is hit or miss since it’s all community submitted, but…

Renshuu is also really great if you’re willing to pay a little bit - it’s like Japanese Genki with a built-in community!

Seems like it’s working as intended - have you seen the sponsor to content ratio on YouTube these days?

Oh, no! Please, please don’t send me to Vancouver, British Columbia!

Make Whalefucking Great Again!

There’s a bunch of sane Libertarians out there, believe it or not.

So sad I won’t be able to bequeath “Fifty Shades of Fur - Gay Erotic Visual Novel 18+” to my grandchildren