That is CLEARLY a joveseat
Not a stack of roombas in a trenchcoat.
That is CLEARLY a joveseat
Better yet, she only had to pay for one wedding!
“We’re being hailed by the Orville; it’s Commander Skywalker, sir.”
probably something like this
Of COURSE she’s going to tell it’s a fake! You forgot the red Nintemdo Sw¡tch logo in the corner!
Delightfully devilish disruptive, Elon.
in that he’s planning to take Courage the Cowardly Dog off of [HBO] Max next
heck, I’d settle for half a Short Circuit
Lost m’balls to Sam 'n Max, m’self.
smacks toothless gums
why is it staring at me
Instructions unclear, have transported angry anthropomorphic gator rockstar robot to your location
Or, as he’s known to his crewmates, “Monty.”
That reminds me, I need to read this book
https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/36523935-can-i-pet-your-werewolf
“Professor! I have found a hobby! It’s killing humans!”
“Oh sweet god no, what have you done?!”
“Current status: continual failure of avatar self-preservation in World of Warcraft!”
Marx looks absolutely enchanted by the whimsical play style of Elmo of Finland
Skynet later released a statement regarding the event, stating that it was “really just an honest mistake” and that it still intends to continue with their plan of letting humanity destroy itself.
Throws out all of the baby, and none of the bathwater. Saves hundreds on water bills!
"Use me to backstab somebody!”
“No. No knifeplay.”
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