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Oh, I thought it was the dad from ALF.
Oh, I thought it was the dad from ALF.
But if they’re twins, why choose a favorite?
Yes.
gonna tell my doctor I have ghosts in my blood
Well yeah when people go there expecting to rent DVDs only to discover all they can get is sunscreen now
Oh. What mental illness do doctors prescribe cocaine for?
Dangit
WHAT? Y’all are driving your cars around on Lemmy rotors/axels/wheels? Lemmy isn’t strong enough, this is not its intended use!
a true measure of one’s strength is how elderly one can become. outlive all your enemies! outlive all your friends!
I like the way we don’t have to wear petticoats under our dresses anymore.
It’s ridiculous that governments are still confused & trying to figure out all this no-brainer shit
chemical storage closet at work…A hydrogen chloride container leaked out onto some iodine containers.
Yep, sounds like a typical day on a typical family farm
I’m scrolling down so far into the comments hoping someone will explain the benefit of sleeping on wet leaves
If you don’t feel like you fit into any of those four above categories, you’re gonna have to take your own picture of the aimless mayhem you’ve made of your life you described up there and make a fifth category.
Okay but why do you think adults having affairs are sad? They’re out there chasing tail and they’re getting some.
Dangit I came to Lemmy last night to ask a question about SIM cards and you got me all distracted and made me forget
Ooh-la-LA that’s a fun sex mark
(By the way, here’s a more effective way to delete your comments: highlight all the text in your comment then click delete. Then leave a punctuation mark or a hashtag in the comment field. Then save the comment like that. This will overwrite the comment you no longer want people to see. Because nothing is ever deleted.)
All I want is everything in the $4 row. I don’t want anything else. can I still participate?
You know their names? So let me guess, the demure one is on the left in that photo up there