Klaus will still nail someone’s wife… but it’ll probably be when he forgets to put his forks up to secure a pallet of actual nails
looks like this dude ironed his beard
the weenus is a dance
as a mechanic working in a hodgepodge US/EU factory line, I have to suffer through always carrying double the tools to service metric and SAE machines. and after so many years in the industry, I still slip up and say 3/16 when I mean 3/8 sometimes, because fractions are a shit system for wrenches.
oh, and some of our linear encoders readout decimal-feet, because fuck it, why not?
you fans sure are a contentious bunch
it’s very easy to enter wrong numbers on a calculator, but you need some basic reasoning and familiarity to know when an answer is off, and you need to start over
we have always been at war with Eurasia!
Although it is not a snake, it has been called various common names in the media such as “penis snake”, “man-aconda”, and “floppy snake”, owing to its visual similarity to the human penis.[9][10]
first off, thank you, Wikipedia, for including “man-aconda” in its cited terms. really going the extra mile.
but also, it’s wild that thing isn’t even a snake. just another limbless amphibian with unknown breathing mechanisms, hiding in the rainforest. way cooler than I thought.
there’s a word for that… terrorism.
also follows with their sense of extreme conservatism, religious fundamentalism, and anti-globalism/hyper nationalism
the most intimate thing a person can do, is to wash someone else’s hair
be the change you wish to see in this world
that’s a low blow, Loblaws
counter counterpoint: color-coded bubbles for contacts and group chats
just watch how many will refute being “racist” or a “murderer”
not both; because that would be messed up
lousy smarch weather
I was saying “boo-urns”