be the repost you wish to see in this world
be the repost you wish to see in this world
I want to like hot showers, but it dries out my skin so badly, and it makes me feel like a pierogi that’s been left out too long; without any butter or sour cream
that chicken was slow roasted over a heated argument
owls prey on mice, which makes them a humorous analogue for politicians, but also making them specifically a parliament of owls is comedic gold.
well played, robot
totally makes up for the detached tail and messed up eyes on every third bird
I never use prime, and stuff usually shows up in 2 or 3 days, anyway. They optimized their shipping abilities, and then convinced some people to pay more for it.
I’m sorry you had to see such depravity, and so close to home
I’ve seen this reposted a lot, and yet I still always see it as thicc batman. the optical illusion is forever stuck in my brain
the 1% shall inherit the earth
…and centuries of royal inbreeding
and it turns out that his verbal diarrhea of interior monologues are massively influential to a vocal minority of intolerable people
when other nation’s wannabe dictators started quoting him, shit got scary
stupid sexy Flanders
that’s so much better. I’m 100% incorporating that into my daily phrases
gotta nuke somethin’
¯\ _ (ツ) _ /¯
nobody prayed hard enough, so it got altered even more
no, don’t do that
he flipped the producer switch
if 5 people are sitting together, and 4 of them proudly proclaim to be nazis, and the 5th person doesn’t leave - there are 5 nazis sitting together