Ironing is for crafts and sewing.

I’m pretty sure dark Brandon is Biden’s millennial Twitter account manager. I don’t think he’ll show up for the debate.

Eastern boxelder

I had no idea they were still on the ship.

https://www.cnn.com/2024/05/18/us/baltimore-bridge-dali-ship-crew/index.html

TLDR: the ship has minimum staffing requirements, even when stationary, the crews visas expired while they were trapped, the investigation is ongoing and the FBI took their cell phones.

And Baltimore attorneys don’t want any of the crew to leave the country until the investigation is over, which may take two years.

https://thedailyrecord.com/2024/06/20/attorneys-for-baltimore-seek-to-keep-dali-crew-members-from-returning-home/

My car makes it slightly difficult to change lanes if I don’t signal, some resistance on the steering wheel and a warning beep beep beep that I’m “drifting.” There are some terrible roads around here that confuse the sensors so I do a bit of steering wheel arm wrestling now and then just to keep going straight.

(You can have kids without getting married)

The death penalty is always more expensive for tax payers than life in prison. Just be honest and admit you enjoy your blood lust fantasies. https://deathpenaltyinfo.org/policy-issues/costs

That does seem like something I should look into…

If Jared Kushner is not a vampire then modern media has lied to me about the signs to look out for.

Normal blood pressure, I get it checked every two weeks for an unrelated thing, just salt sensitive.

My apple watch has alerted me to the fact that if I eat a really salty meal- like a burger and fries, or a whole bag of kettle chips- my heart rate increases by about 40 beats per minute. It’s like “Hey… you don’t seem to have moved and your heart is going bananas. You ok bro?”

What the actual fuck. He “doesn’t remember” making the rambling phone calls where he graphically threatens the lives of house members of color, because of his bipolar disorder and his PTSD, and when capitol police show up at his house to politely ask him to stop doing that, he offered to let them take his guns away and they said “No thank you, sir! You keep those bad boys!”

I hope, but don’t believe that he will get the help he needs while incarcerated.

Also, chips make you fat now.

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For anyone out of the loop on that one:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2018/11/20/man-accused-bomb-threat-said-he-only-meant-blow-up-bathroom-with-bowel-movement/

I agree. Sweetdisk is established to mean to mean cookie… Malt O Meal “Cookie Bites” cereal does exist, but it’s a not so well known rip off of Cookie Crisp.

They gave them the ecstasy.

https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/rolling-under-the-sea-scientists-gave-octopuses-ecstasy-to-study-social-behavior/

Days before Laundrie killed Petito, police officers pulled them over in Utah after witnesses reported seeing the couple fighting; at least one witness said that they saw Laundrie hit Petito. Police did not interview this witness and instead determined Petito to be the aggressor […] One of the two officers had a history of allegedly committing domestic violence, including allegations that he threatened to kill his ex-girlfriend when he worked at the police department in another Utah town.

Anybody else get vertigo from ceiling fans? 😂😵‍💫