Hotdogman@lemmy.worldtoThe Onion@midwest.social•Amelia Earhart’s Long-Lost Plane Discovered On Auxiliary Runway At LaGuardiaEnglish
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5 months agoAlmost here as well. Opened my mouth but didn’t fully commit to the bite.
Almost here as well. Opened my mouth but didn’t fully commit to the bite.
Or doomed us to.
Home life moving at a snail’s pace.
Oh snap! That’s a lot of refunds!
The problem is that the parent didn’t give the child any boots with straps on them.
Duck and cover are for tsunami’s.
Don’t forget to stop, drop and roll.
This is what you’re talking about, right?
Is that how they’re getting around the abortion laws in Texas?
Civil fur-feiture.
Last one on the right… Your mom.
Mancow horse
Think of the kids… security.
Can’t their bodies just shut it down? I was told that they can.
Just cancel somebody else’s subscription.
“Let them eat cake”. That worked out well before.
Ask Randy what happens when you F a pangolin.
Must be fluid, I guess.