“A rich, lefty, white male celebrity…" - well, she’s not wrong. Must make a nice change for her.

“… he can’t see the optics of attacking the only Black woman in government by calling publicly for my existence to end.” - and why hasn’t her government appointed any other black women?

“This is an early example of what life will be like if they win….” - sweet.

“Do not let the bigots and bullies win.” - see above.

Bozo the clown?

I’m anaspeptic, phrasmotic, even compunctuous to have read such pericombobulation.

GNU Terry Pratchett

In today’s money? About 17p, or 21 US cents. Shocking, really. I’ve got a club because at that price, why wouldn’t you?

“If you want to respect the rule of law, you’ve got to start from the original lawgiver, which was Moses”

Bollocks, more like.

The earliest known laws are from The Code of Ur-Nammu from Mesopotamia written on tablets around  2100–2050 BCE. If Moses existed, he was probably chiselling away at his tables six or seven hundred years later.

So I demand that these laws replace the 10 Commandments in schools. Who could forget such classics as:

• If a prospective son-in-law enters the house of his prospective father-in-law, but his father-in-law later gives his daughter to another man, the father-in-law shall return to the rejected son-in-law twofold the amount of bridal presents he had brought.
• If a man’s slave-woman, comparing herself to her mistress, speaks insolently to her, her mouth shall be scoured with 1 quart of salt.
• If a man, in the course of a scuffle, smashed the limb of another man with a club, he shall pay one mina of silver.
• If a man stealthily cultivates the field of another man and he raises a complaint, this is however to be rejected, and this man will lose his expenses.

Oh, yeah, baby. That looks glorious. We’ve had rain and I’m just doing a trad. roast chicken dinner.

Closet racists friends with open racists shocker! Film at eleven! Now here’s a word from our sponsors…

Runequest: Oh dear, my left leg’s come off!

Defragged cows. System files cannot be moved.

What makes you think Ug was a neanderthal?

Let’s play Global Thermonuclear War.

I’m guessing it was Wargames.

What else could he play with those tiny hands?

I was thinking more like a jazz trombonist.

Felonious Trump has a nice ring to it.

This kind of thing always reminds me of the Two Ronnies yokels.

RB: If I was as rich as Rockefeller I’d be richer than Rockefeller.
RC: How’s that?
RB: I’d do a bit of window cleaning on the side.

With the £2,000 tax increase, it doesn’t matter if it’s true, all that matters is that it’s repeated enough. People will believe it.

Rule #1: Maximum Game Fun

Regular elves have Wolverhampton accents. It is known.