Nah, my friend used to hang out at MJ’s house all the time and he doesn’t remember any pedophilia. Or anything else.

There’s so much expectation and trust put upon terrestrial pets. The only pet that I haven’t asked something to the effect of “why would you do that?” or “what did you expect to happen?” was a goldfish. RIP Goldie. Your only mistake was naïveté to cannibalism.

They did it for a bit, and assuredly for a bit. And yes, they were famous for a bit. If you can find a Lemmbin server 2 weeks behind on its queue, you might find the bits.

If it wasn’t you then someone else named themselves Maeve (famous) for a bit.

You’ve described literally every conceivable situation in politics. You should switch it to “Maeve (quotable)” next.

Did they think the vote was a joke or something? Just a silly little smidgeon of sexopolitical violence?

Simply running a campaign into the ground and then quietly moving the money into different accounts after a couple of years is incredibly popular as well. The US is terrible at tracking defunct campaign accounts.

The rarity of trolls is nice. The near absence of advertising accounts is immeasurably gratifying. Valuing both privacy and Linux is…

You’ve caused me to go down an unusually literal rabbithole. Thank you.

My man Sully making ‘em scream.

Jokes aside, how does fursuit sex work? Do you disrobe to get at the bits or are there slots in the suits or something?

Google: “It’s free real estate.”

Every time she puts on her Jammies, I imagine she’s excited to wake up 160 dollars richer.

Out of curiosity, what’s the utility in this? Is it meant to be a toy of sorts?

It seems no worse than any other online marketplace now

True and incredibly distressing.

Car goes for about 30k and has great range. Good price for a startup. Solely doing SUVs, which I don’t love, but it seems to be a decent offering for the price.

Still no issue for me. Might’ve been a temporary loss of service.

Seal the doors and light the match.

Saintmonstre. twitter alternative link because fuck twitter

How uncultured. When given a gift, you spread your hands and say “thank you.”

The article seemed intent on hiding the names of the judges but, thankfully, there aren’t many court shootings per year, per state. Could be this’n