I’m your host Will “T-Bone” Riker and welcome to Deltas, Directives, and Docks. Today we’re checking out the Sisko restaurant, they’ve got gumbo so good it makes founders grow frosted tips. The only war in this Dominion is the one I’m going to wage on these succulent crawfish.

Go to your local food bank, that should help your food situation for now. Once you get some money get a giant bag of white rice and a cheap rice cooker. Eat the rice plus any protein and veggies you can get to make low cost meals as you financially recover. In terms of tech skills that can be developed Google offers several free certifications in Google analytics, Google ads, etc. Get a few of those and practice (should only take a few days) and try to get an entry level digital marketing, SEM, or PPC role. Once you get the role keep practicing and expanding your certifications to increase stability.

There’s coffee in that light beam!

Ok so you’re going to need a black hole to focus the signal. I hear there’s a guy called Reginald Barclay working on this.

I bet he regrets that umlaut.

Looks like you saw right through the marketing. Seems like that product failed to materialize. It fairs to reason those claims were intangible.

The collective has decided not to assimilate you on account of perceived "bad smell" which is perhaps too distinct to add to our own and "weird-voyager-salamander-cringe-energy ".

This drone did not "downvote" you. Another of the collective did so. Through readings from its ocular implant this drone was able to determine this area of Lemmy space is non-serious. Recommended adaptations are to "lighten up" and "enjoy the jokes".

Riker, his face bearded.

I am loquatious of borg, your pendantry will be assimilated to service my own, your “umm ackshullys” are futile.

I mean, they have a transporter right? Couldn’t they just beam waste into a holding container or out into space? In discovery they say they recycle everything so maybe it just gets beamed to Kieko’s Arboretum lol.

You and your partner are clearly goat farmers producing high quality, organic, cruelty-free, goat cheese that has made you millions.

Posting the shit you are, the rule of poo you follow.

Side effect: your voice cracks in an absurd way every time you use this power. Both parties find it too funny to continue fighting. They instead laugh at you.

Interestingly about 100 years ago it used to be the reverse. Pink was seen as a masculine colour while blue was considered feminine. Goes to show how arbitrary a lot of the gender norm rules are.