Erm. Are you thinking of a different kind of conservative?

Other than tradition none of those are traditionally Conservative.

You’re welcome Clara.

What are you gibbering on about?

Frog spawn are the boba of the pond world.

After 368 wipes it’s going to be red.

For a “winner” he’s doing a lot of losing

Almost every American WWII film for starters. U571 was especially awful.

Section 28 in the UK which banned the “promotion” of homosexuality in schools fucked up a lot of kids in the 90s including me. Thankfully it was repealed.

Don’t let America go that route. You’ll cause more harm by restricting discussion of sexuality.

As a young teen I thought my attraction to my classmates meant I was a paedophile. It resulted in me cutting, burning and hitting myself whenever I wanked to anything gay as a form of ‘DIY conversation therapy’.

I still have the scars at 40 and I only properly came out as gay at 38 after years of self hate.

All I would have needed is a person in authority like a teacher or parent to say “same sex attraction is normal” or “fancying your same sex mates doesn’t make you a pedo - you may just be gay”.

I know it sounds fucking dumb to hear as an adult but as a confused, angsty, pubescent teen who grew up pre-internet* it made sense that I was perverted, evil and broken.

*The internet doesn’t necessarily make it easier for teens to confirm themselves. They could just as easily fall into the same mindset as me due to misinformation rather than ignorance.

Pissed, hammered, spannered, rat-arsed, bollocksed, badgered, smashed, away with the fairies, banjaxed, tired and emotional, battered, can’t lie down without holding on, comfortably numb, drunk as a Lord/Judge, steaming, twatted, wasted, three sheets tut wind, lagered up, leathered, legless, pickled, off your tits/face/trolley, out yer tree, pissed as a fart, wellied, sayin hello to Mr Armitage, shit-faced, trollied, utterly carparked, etc, etc.

Street Spirit - Radiohead

I’ve heard Germans say it’s terrible in German too.

Nikon or Canon?

It was surprisingly nice! I’ve never been a fan of cooking. Food is more of a chore to me so I just throw whatever I need together into a bowl and eat it.

I noticed I’m not getting much protein so decided to chuck my 2 highest protein foods into a bowl with a waffle to dry it a bit.

The mackerel and cheese went together quite well. A kind of sour-sharp flavour with a slight sweetness from the sauce.

I’d eat it again. 👍

American democracy was an interesting experiment. Well done for lasting this long. Glad I’m not you guys. I shall continue watching the car wreck.

Modern Lenovo are still good. My P51 can withstand a litre of water being poured on the keyboard without breaking. It’s easy to service and built like a tank.

When you remember where the buttons are they’re fine to navigate. The average keyboard that meant people can type on without looking has less physical feedback (2 small bumps on f and h).

Brother are good but I got a Kyocera about 6yrs ago and have never had to change the toner. I’ve been through about 2 blocks of paper in that time. Prints great.

Plug & Play on Windows and Linux

Holy fucking shit balls. I contemplated seeing up an instance on a £5 VPS. Hmmmm, I think my scale is a bit off.

Ive just this second opened the worlds first meth bank! Freely and securely deposit all your meth in me.

Election now!!!