As long as Terry Crews plays King Neptune… I’m in!
As long as Terry Crews plays King Neptune… I’m in!
Yeah, Pearl Suicidal Tendencies!
I could make a song outta that.
Anyone else read this in Groundskeeper Willie’s voice too?
“Spider Pig, Spider Pig, Does whatever a Spider Pig does…”
I’m surprised and mildly disappointed no one else commented this.
I’ll happily go on a mass murder of animals if I can continue eating meat.
I’ve shot and killed my own cow, I skinned it, cut it, and roasted it over a massive fire pit. The locals were loving every second of it happening, and I can totally agree with Ramsay.
Just remember to use Mint Sauce/Jelly on the lamb, its like opening a portal to flavourtown.
So I'll be driving a lot of cars and racing them in lobbies filled with kids ramming?
Mugello, Suzuka, your time to shine starts now!
How else am I supposed to get my kid looking like a million dollar man? Good looks come with good grooming! Especially the blonde flowing locks!
Make sure you use "poor" before it. Adds more zazz to it.
"Poor diddums"
I'd always say "I sit there and listen to my teachers talk about their sex life" as a joke when someone asked me how my day was back then, I didn't think it'd turn into reality.
At least tell us if it was a Shiny. Come on man…don't skimp on the details of this Togetic.
Geez…and here i was thinking "I'm doing my part in helping the environment" by using public transport instead of driving, and using paper straws…
Elon Musk kinda comes to mind, but Trump shits all over what Musk has done…
A huge black dragon lands on top of the tower in Helgen. He lets out a mighty fart that shakes the town…you then hear "Awwwww…thank Talos!!!"
The contraband at Vulture's Roost keeps beckoning me!
Oh man! Time to give Google a damn good show of a morbidly obese balding 40 something world of warcraft guy beating it heavily to lesbian futanari furry content staring into the camera as he gets busy!
Google wanted this to happen, so why not give those suckers the VIP First Class treatment?
Anybody else think of things that'll make those Google folk writhe in visual and audial agony and cut the privacy invasion act?
Nothing speaks "city of love" like the smell of stale piss and burnt tobacco at the Eiffel Tower!
Let's confuse them even more:
Hot chips and potato chips.
Nitrogen Execution?
They’re gonna freeze him and strike tap him with a baseball bat hammer?
Then deploy a bunch of Roombas to clean up the human icicle shards?
Fuckin aye. Half-arse 1/5 of the game and get the remaining 4/5 as “new DLC Content”…
…or recycle stuff from previous games and claim “built from the ground up”…