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I wish Gore had won, every other headline wouldn’t be about the impending climate doom and what we’re not doing to stop it
Oh wait, he DID win and the fucking court stole it
I wish Gore had won, every other headline wouldn’t be about the impending climate doom and what we’re not doing to stop it
Oh wait, he DID win and the fucking court stole it
Add pugs who live and die choking for breath every minute, selective breeding is not always a good thing just cause it’s cute
(Neither your chihuahuas or pugs are cute, no not even you in the pink outfit with money)
They want live babies so they can raise them to be dead soldiers
-Carlin
You’re supposed to pay tithes and have babies to support the child grooming cult Lord’s work until you can’t tithe anymore.
Even better when you move in with someone, you have two blenders and still never use them. I’ll do smoothies tomorrow, for sure.
Jail = makes $$$
Help = costs $
The math is clear.
That’s a shame cause he is by far the best legacy from Jon’s Daily Show and HBO money lets him do all kinds of wacky shit
Posture. I know my posture is bad and remind myself to straighten up…ten seconds later I’m slouched on an elbow.
Strong enough to be hit by a train full speed too IIRC, plus if we actually built Yucca Mtn anyone getting within 500 miles of Fallon is getting vaporized over the sand long before they can try busting any bunkers
🛎️ SHAME!
Maybe a bit of flogging?
Yes. Famous respecter of closed doors, our feline friends.
HOW‽ If I could I would
I’m not gonna fight you. My two shitty scheming cats on the other hand…
Look I know how it’s supposed to go but I’m fighting for every square
I don’t know how Mormons drink water and still have the mental gymnastics to think “this is actually blood but I’m totally not in a fucking cannibal cult.”
After years of drinking hot yellow Gatorade in the sun at football practice, I won’t ever touch the stuff again. Blue does taste colder, it’s a fact.
I’d say my cats look more like the top with “claw” instead of dig and the loyalty/protect family is still there but it’s the “I can punch my brother but no one else can” version. Never had a cat that plays fetch before so play is definitely in there.
Yeah I guess c/startrek is the one I see most now, I’m subscribed to a few
The Guide is also excellent in other forms like radio and tv and each one is slightly different.
You mean like Bikini Atoll?
Who is pretty much the opposite of Bill Maher you mean?
The only Maher I like is Skid from Glass Cannon