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Is this from the office?
Is this from the office?
This is why I hate fishing
Star wars
It’s the same premise as the hitman’s bodyguard
Little did he know, it’s really a 6 year contract with two years inactive ready reserve
The CIA has an internship program for college grads
((30 x 30)-30-29) x .01, easy
Every 5th grader I know has a phone (I’m a parent not a creeper). So it’s not just the rich and stupid. Cell network companies give these things away under 2 year plans that most can afford. And it’s not just two year plans, my kids have $50 phones from Motorola that are +6". I think most people like a big phone and it’s only us few that want to see sub 5" phones.
Only if I could go out and ask my friends and family for the money so I didn’t actually have to pay the $0.25.
Wow, all it took for me was a gay man clutching my testicles during a five minute conversation about how vasectomies aren't really reversible for me to get clipped. I was only 30 years old
Sure, but do not recommend is different than will not give.
"I'm sorry, if you're not wearing a tie at this moment then we shouldn't really be talking about the government shutdown" --real quote from politician, probably
Welcome to the defense industry!
Shad…Shad White
But all the extroverted programmers will love it
Oh, and she's a grandma. That's not super important information, but you should know
I think Jason Statham is also in this one