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Nah, merely an aficionado of the more profane elements of the language. Of which the Aussies are amongst the very finest practitioners thereof, certainly.
Incidentally, are not all chaps intrinsically assless? Unless it is two or more meager-assed fellows/chaps to whom you refer?
Mutual.
Regards.
If douchebaggery were a harnessable fissile energy source, these two shitcunts in close proximity could power North America for a thousand generations.
Dunno, I was actually leaning more towards the “indefensible, blatantly criminal fabrication of ‘facts’ of the sort that crumble under even the most casual gaze” kind of material weakness.
My smile grew larger with each paragraph.
But I reached near-euphoria with these masterpieces of financial journalism:
The filing also warns shareholders that Trump’s involvement in the company could put it at greater risk than other social media companies.
and…
TMTG also disclosed to regulators that the company had identified “material weaknesses in its internal control over financial reporting” when it prepared a previous financial statement for the first three quarters of 2023.
😁
(Pushes up glasses) “the length of your lawn is in clear violation of condo HOA bylaws”
My man looks like he could target some Cool Ranch Doritos with some onion dip.
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Holy shitsnacks! You are unfortunately correct. I was not bludgeoned by the purple sledgehammer the first visit.
Here, try this alternative, now with less retina syphilis (they still ask for email tho) :
https://qz.com/2185771/find-the-closest-unionized-starbucks-to-you-with-this-map
Google-fu powers, activate!
https://perfectunion.us/map-where-are-starbucks-workers-unionizing/
Looking forward to my next traffic stop so I can mention that crossing guards have a more dangerous job than cops 🫡
Just sent this to my daughter, she said she feels bad for his kids. I told her I feel worse after learning that he named them Sam and Ella.
Lil jowly too, from booze-induced puffiness.
Apparently real men ride the clutch and feather the brakes whilst escaping from an explosion they are otherwise ignoring.
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