BruceTwarzen

Every single time he opens his mouth would be enough.

Nature is healing

That’s kinda crazy. I always thought that a thing from the movies. In 40 years i only remember 3 blackouts, and two of them were when i was like 7 and it had just an absurd amount of snow.

I have a hard time enjoying this meme because it’s dumb and unfunny. It’s peak le epic Reddit thing that we all agree to care about even if no one actually vares about that ape.

Not the pedophile. I’m so disappointed

Is day drinking slowly but surely becoming a problem? On tinder, wine seems to be the most important thing for most women i see. Or at least in the top 3. A lot of women have like 4 pictures and holding wine in three of them. A lot can not comprehend that i never drink at all.

Finally accepted by the pedophile weirdos

When even the crazies boo you, it’s time to think about your life choices

Because that’s all the games they have. Imagine they would also suck. People who bought a ps5 would feel even dumber

I mean yeah, but antivaxxers and flat earthers also look at this and go: so true.

The craziest thing about the whole Trump thing to me is that a re-election is even on the table.
Like american politics are usually kinda predictable. When Donnie got elected, i assumed that he’s gonna do such an embarrassingly bad job, that after a year or two, pretty much everyone would just shrug and go: well i don’t know how he got elected, i didn’t vote for that baffoon. And then the new president comes around and he would disappear in obscurity as one of these weird things that happens because haha americans dumb.
But somehow, after seeing for 4 years what a bang up job he did and is still doing, he’s still in the race for being president. It’s one of these things that i just can not comprehend. I can’t watch a single clip of him that makes me believe that he is an actual real person and not some cartoon villain.
To me that is the real story when i see these posts, not the whole x voting for y.

We can’t light up a bridge, the political climate is just too rough.

It’s a weird thing. There is one from a car crash close to where i live. It has been there for like 20 years and it looks all fucked up. Or another one with a full blown gravestone with 3 boys on it who crashed a car when they were 18. That was like 10 years ago, qnd they take like semi car to it. It’s still odd to me and i don’t know when it’s appropriate to just throw it away, if ever.

Well he’s old as fuck

Talking to my two young barbers is kinda surreal sometimes. They always ask me if i play video games, because that’s pretty much everything we have in common. But for them playing video games means buying every call of duty and every fifa as soon as possible. It’s just the normal thing to do for them. They don’t care who makes the game or if it’s good or anything. I play a few niche games, but they have never heard of anything i ever played. Apex? Destiny? Overwatch? Never heard of it.

I thought it’s an onion article. We need new organs. Sweep some 10 year old into a storm drain

Did you just fix menal health?

I hate that i’m guilty of that. I don’t know anything about that stuff, i’m just here for the jokes. I know it’s not easy, but my first reaction is always: “aaaaw c’mon, just make it so it doesn’t do the thing it’s not supposed to do.”
But for real, i have a question. Why is it that every game even the newest most polished game in 2024 can’t get rid of clipping? Like in a character creator, slightly bigger top? Hair goes now through it. I remember playing overwatch for the first time and the game looked stellar and the characters interacted with way more things that i woul’ve imagined, but then you look closely and roadhogs anchor still clipps through his belt. Like what would happen if you drew a hard line saying: your clothes don’t go through anything anymore. Would the game just freak out? Would it just eat up processing power like crazy? Or is it just one of these not really a real problem so why looking for a solution kinda things?

Having. A babyface is kinda weird. 20 year olds talk to me like i had any idea what they are talking about. I’m always like: haha yeah no, i’m actually old.
The other day i was standing in line and there was a family behind me. The mom did some Smalltalk with me and just for the fact that they had kids, i talked to her like i would to an old person. Like she was giving me some weird advice for some reason. Then i put one and one together and realised that they had a child when they were 20 and he was now 10-ish and they are actually 10 years younger than me.

I only really talk to one person who used to ve a real tesla fanboy. He pre ordered the currently new model and he would always tell me that he can’t wait for his new car, and i thought he was just lying, because the car was always just one month away from delivery. When it finally arrived, it had so many problems that he said he wouldn’t accept it like it is and the guy was basically: okay, they deliver it to the next on the list and he’s on hold again, so he just took it and let it be fixed along the way.
First time he brought it to one of their “garages” he didn’t see the car for 3 or so month. They didn’t fix any of the cosmetic problems, and most of his problems still persist, but they changed the transmission and acted like they didn’t. Then he had a crack in the windshield, which wasn’t a tesla problem, but to get a new one they told him it takes like 6 month. He sold the car later for what ge said was a very good price, vut i find that very hard to belive, because the car had many cosmetic issues, and was also very loud, because a lot of things in the cockpit just creeked and rattled.