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Very funny joke. I laughed uncontrollably for an hour
Definitely forgetting and/or procrastinating
from random import uniform
from time import sleep
target = input("Enter target to hack:")
print(f'--Hacking {target}--')
print('initiating ~~anal penetration~~ backdoor entry')
for progress in range(0,100,20):
print(f'Hacking {target}: {progress}%')
sleep(uniform(1,3))
print(f'{target} hacked successfully')
How else am I supposed to finish on time? Start early? Pfft
Two hours a day? Rookie numbers…
Litterary the same thing
Debian’s pretty good, but you can always use RHEL with a free account too
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