Hey, holy shit! Thanks for finding that!

Were you fishin’ in mah waters, motherlicker?

HELL YEAH, BROTHER!

Didn’t somebody try making a Guide rod laser sight one upon a time?

Well, serves me right for feeding the troll.

Because they’re different crimes with different motives committed by different people under different circumstances.

Literally the only things in common between the two are firearms, humans being involved, and them both taking place on the planet Earth.

No, no. I’m referring specifically to you.

Nobody likes a propagandist.

Less so when it’s low effort.

Technically correct is the best kind of correct.

Even then it’s not easy. They went through all the trouble of conceiving of a joke, drawing the and coloring the characters, and then they completely throw it all away by having the most difficult to read handwriting I’ve seen outside of a doctor’s office.

I’m not saying my handwriting is any better, but my work doesn’t hinge on legibility.

THEN GET IN THERE AND CRANK YOUR HOG, BROTHER!

IT’S ALL ABOUT BEING AWESOME AND CRANKING YOUR HOG! AROOOOOO

Yeah, the guy’s team was writing “articles and blog posts promoting a tech company”.

Letting an LLM mangle that isn’t exactly a huge loss.

lolwut

Wait, you’re telling me that reinvesting in the business instead of increasing dividends and executive pay increases profits in the long term?

Preposterous!

Did you wave goodbye to the handle as you flew off of it?

I’m just waiting for some dipshit to wander in here and talk about how we need to “examine the relationship” with food and start calling it something like “people fuel” or some other bullshit term.

At your service.

Jesus

Just smoke a menthol cigarette after.