According to Christian leaders, many evangelicals have begun to reject Jesus’s teachings because they sound too similar to liberal talking points. The Onion asked Christians why the Son of God comes off as “weak” and leftist, and this is what they said.
I’m pretty sure this is just regular news.
Yeah, the onion seems to have decided that there was no point in trying to beat reality in terms of ironic bullshit, so they just started doing Journalism for real.